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Old 10-31-2007, 05:18 PM
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Default There are no women in Heaven!

First time I read this was during a service...a very "robust" and LOUD preacher was up there just givin' it to the Devil...and then I saw this...

Yep...busted up laughing my ass off and had to leave the church so's not to "offend" anyone...:Dick:

Now, read this and tell me that I'm wrong...


Rev 8:1 ¶ And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour."


I rest my case.

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Old 10-31-2007, 06:03 PM
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what and a space of a half hour
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Old 10-31-2007, 06:48 PM
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It just hit me funny...and at the time I was "married" to a gal that couldn't keep her mouth quiet for 5 min, let alone a half-hour! I figgered that there was no way there were women there if they had to be quiet for a half hour!

(Ladies, it's a joke, so please don't shoot me for it..LOL)

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lol hahahaha i got it very good man . i live that story
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lol i dont know what to say but lol
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It just hit me funny...and at the time I was "married" to a gal that couldn't keep her mouth quiet for 5 min, let alone a half-hour! I figgered that there was no way there were women there if they had to be quiet for a half hour!

(Ladies, it's a joke, so please don't shoot me for it..LOL)

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i was seen this one coming its way, an old prest told me this one some long time ago thanks for that one so, i haven't heared it in years
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Has anyone noticed that no women have posted >.>
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Has anyone noticed that no women have posted >.>
Think I'm in "trouble"..?????????

Wouldn't be the first time!


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lol i don't think so, the girls here got a good sense of humor, but watch out!
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maybe god is a giant uterus with legs
women are def allowed in heaven
we grow babies in our tummy, ah other humans~~

we make teeth!

ouch!


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My wife loved this lol. That was great mate.
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If God didnt want me to get laid, He wouldnt have given me a penis and balls. And if He didnt want me to masterbate, He would have made my arms shorter! Thats the way I see it. If there are no women in Heaven please send me to hell.
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