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Old 10-31-2007, 05:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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First time I read this was during a service...a very "robust" and LOUD preacher was up there just givin' it to the Devil...and then I saw this...

Yep...busted up laughing my ass off and had to leave the church so's not to "offend" anyone...

Now, read this and tell me that I'm wrong...


Rev 8:1 ¶ And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour."


I rest my case.

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Old 10-31-2007, 06:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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what and a space of a half hour
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Old 10-31-2007, 06:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
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what and a space of a half hour
It just hit me funny...and at the time I was "married" to a gal that couldn't keep her mouth quiet for 5 min, let alone a half-hour! I figgered that there was no way there were women there if they had to be quiet for a half hour!

(Ladies, it's a joke, so please don't shoot me for it..LOL)

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Old 10-31-2007, 06:52 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lol hahahaha i got it very good man . i live that story
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Old 10-31-2007, 07:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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It just hit me funny...and at the time I was "married" to a gal that couldn't keep her mouth quiet for 5 min, let alone a half-hour! I figgered that there was no way there were women there if they had to be quiet for a half hour!

(Ladies, it's a joke, so please don't shoot me for it..LOL)

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i was seen this one coming its way, an old prest told me this one some long time ago thanks for that one so, i haven't heared it in years
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Old 11-03-2007, 04:36 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Has anyone noticed that no women have posted >.>
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Old 11-03-2007, 01:57 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Has anyone noticed that no women have posted >.>
Think I'm in "trouble"..?????????

Wouldn't be the first time!


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Old 11-03-2007, 03:15 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lol i don't think so, the girls here got a good sense of humor, but watch out!
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Old 11-06-2007, 10:32 PM   #10 (permalink)
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maybe god is a giant uterus with legs
women are def allowed in heaven
we grow babies in our tummy, ah other humans~~

we make teeth!

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