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10-31-2007, 05:18 PM
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 There are no women in Heaven!
First time I read this was during a service...a very "robust" and LOUD preacher was up there just givin' it to the Devil...and then I saw this... Yep...busted up laughing my ass off and had to leave the church so's not to "offend" anyone...:Dick: Now, read this and tell me that I'm wrong... Rev 8:1 ¶ And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour." I rest my case. ISO
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10-31-2007, 06:48 PM
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(Ladies, it's a joke, so please don't shoot me for it..LOL) ISO
__________________ The Essence of Compassion "Resolve to be tender with the young, Compassionate with the aged, Sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and wrong...... ...... because sometime in your life you have been guilty of all of these." |
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10-31-2007, 06:52 PM
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lol hahahaha i got it very good man . i live that story
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11-02-2007, 08:07 PM
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 thanks for that one so, i haven't heared it in years
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11-03-2007, 01:57 PM
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Wouldn't be the first time!  ISO
__________________ The Essence of Compassion "Resolve to be tender with the young, Compassionate with the aged, Sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and wrong...... ...... because sometime in your life you have been guilty of all of these." |
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11-03-2007, 03:15 PM
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lol i don't think so, the girls here got a good sense of humor, but watch out!
__________________ Are you a gamer? Do you like fantasy fiction?  ----------------------------------------------- "Give me the place to stand, and I shall move the earth" — Archimedes |
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11-06-2007, 10:32 PM
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| maybe god is a giant uterus with legs women are def allowed in heaven we grow babies in our tummy, ah other humans~~ we make teeth! ouch! 
__________________ when the morning lite comes streamin in we'll get up and do it again love is a promise love is a souvenir once given never let it dissapear Last edited by pennylane; 11-07-2007 at 01:47 PM. |
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11-10-2007, 11:31 AM
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My wife loved this lol. That was great mate.
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11-13-2007, 02:21 AM
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If God didnt want me to get laid, He wouldnt have given me a penis and balls. And if He didnt want me to masterbate, He would have made my arms shorter! Thats the way I see it. If there are no women in Heaven please send me to hell.
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