MEN Only, I need sex advise

THE Roseman

Just like everyone else, it can be embarrassing talking about one's private sexual life and sexual activities. But me and my wife are experiencing a major problem
and we do not know how to deal with it. I figured, what the heck, you don;'t really know me, and I don't really know you, it's not like we going to meet on the street and be embarrassed. so I decided I felt comfortable asking this through the Internet, sight unseen.
We, my wife and I, we often do not actually have intercourse, we play with the battery operated toys with her and we do a lot by hand and there are other ways of having sex besides intercourse.
Our problem is,
well,
we tried painting over them,
but
What do you guys do about
semen stains on the ceiling?

Giggles

ROFLMAO- good one

I would use a nice primer or some Killz before painting over the stains, good luck

pjboy31

LMAO. ok get like some oxidized cleaning solution and clean it up then primer/paint.

You may want to put mirrors up there instead. Although it will drip back down! lmao

THE Roseman

It was really a mess until we took the ceiling fan down!

hempie

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Giggles

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btdt

Roseman...

My advice is this:

Hang from the ceiling and shoot at the floor.....

and man...get'cha a TARP bro!

"it's a bird..it's a plane..no..wait..it's ROSEMAN!"

btdt

Giggles

lol:D......

the.fatman.cometh

I swear to God this is the funniest thread I have ever read! LMFFAO!
Oh my God that is ****ing hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard that unexpectedly in a long time.

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THE Roseman

do you guys know how to hit the REP or Thanks button?