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| gardener Seedling
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|  From the back pew... From the back pew There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby, so he went before his congregation to ask for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After six children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the assembled crowd. In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is a gift from God, too, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers." And the Congregation said, "Amen." "Everything that happens to us happens for a reason. Never brush aside anyone as insignificant. Who knows what they can teach us" | ||||||||
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09-11-2007, 02:45 PM
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| Has many harvests BudMaster   Location: Reservation
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| Again, HAHAHHAHAAHAHAAA!!! Reading your threads always makes me choke on my joints... HAHAHA hack hack choke choke haha!!
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