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women do if there were no men to tell them what to do?
Come on ladies, I know it's coming,  , but I am braced for impact.
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08-24-2008, 11:36 AM
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Well, We would rule the world with LOVE. Maybe it's time us Ladies took over I think you Guys have done a shetty job. lol | | The Following User Says Thank You to mysmokie For This Useful Post: | | 
08-24-2008, 11:47 AM
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women do if there were no men to tell them what to do?  fatman
We would first off have child raising as one of the most high paying jobs, with the most compensations. After all, the way our children are raised shapes the world we live in for the future. Also, due to the very low crime rate we would have surplus budgets in each country to send to every person. We would also, due to our wonderful organizational skills have 15 hr work weeks. and holidays every other week. And due to the large research grants given to all holistic and organic health remidies we would have no disease and pot shrubs growing on every corner to be picked by the women that live there. Also, there would be no need for abuse shelters or rape crises counciling. Wars would be a thing of the male past and all disagreements would be solved over dinner and with a great pinot noir with a hoka on each table.
It would be a very peaceful free world with no need to fight or plot or fight the big corporations which now are run by men.
Does that answer your male chauvenistic question, Fatman?
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08-24-2008, 11:54 AM
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riot once every 28 days
deplete the world of its last baby foreskins
and change the names of the countries to something more fluffy and sweet
all jokes aside without men around it would be one hell of a peaceful last 40 - 50 years of human existence.
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08-24-2008, 11:58 AM
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Women would have cloning down for humans in a snap. Never mind the large stores of sperm we would make use of by genetically altering all DNA to loose that y chromasone.
....and aside from your poor wife, fatman, I truely hope you don't think this way. If you do then you are just an a**. and not even the horse kind. or the donkey.
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08-24-2008, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by jangel Women would have cloning down for humans in a snap. Never mind the large stores of sperm we would make use of by genetically altering all DNA to loose that y chromasone. | thats true jangel i didnt even think about that.
how about this: What would... human kind do if the genetic code for dwarfism was contagious!?!
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08-24-2008, 12:04 PM
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We would be short! LOL! My mum is only 4ft 8 now, so no BIG deal! LOL!
It is the problems that go with dwarfism that would be debilitating. Lots of health problems with this.
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08-24-2008, 12:12 PM
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yea... the health problems would suck... but think of all the wood we'd save on legs to chairs and tables and such!
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08-24-2008, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by sentravapor yea... the health problems would suck... but think of all the wood we'd save on legs to chairs and tables and such! | Never mind all the fabric from clothes and beds etc. They would just be shorter! Cielings could be lower too.
Have you ever been to a old site that was from the pilgrums or first settlers? all the doors are short, everything is, as people where shorter.
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08-24-2008, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by jangel Never mind all the fabric from clothes and beds etc. They would just be shorter! Cielings could be lower too.
Have you ever been to a old site that was from the pilgrums or first settlers? all the doors are short, everything is, as people where shorter. | theres this weird dwarf village up in Connecticut somewhere near my cousins house. its just a road with a row of houses all like 1/3rd the size of an average house today lol
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08-25-2008, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by jangel Women would have cloning down for humans in a snap. Never mind the large stores of sperm we would make use of by genetically altering all DNA to loose that y chromasone.
....and aside from your poor wife, fatman, I truely hope you don't think this way. If you do then you are just an a**. and not even the horse kind. or the donkey. <--------------------------------------------- It was a joke, jangel, come on now, it's even in the jokes forum. Play nice.  | | 
08-25-2008, 05:25 PM
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....seems to me you yourself started a major donny brook over an Irish joke not too long ago....
Peace
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09-19-2008, 01:19 AM
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A woman ruling the world age...(purely entertainment, not to be taken seriously)
13-50 will run the world great with love, compassion, sympathy, and empathy for three weeks out of the month...one week of pms will let her feelings fluctuate (a true force of nature)
50-60 will run the world the same as 13-50 but the one week may be extended in case of menopause. Then the fluctuation will range.
60+ will do the same as 13-50, but without pms, fluctuating feelings, and can also bring the best food dishes for when we got the munchies
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09-19-2008, 08:44 AM
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If women ruled? They do now. Everything men do, is because we are trying to make women happy. The bad things we do, (wars and such), come about because of our inability to figure out just what it is that you want us to do. It is very confusing, trying to please a woman. PMS would not be an issue, if there were no men. Only in "civilized" societies, does it raise its ugly head.
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09-19-2008, 01:58 PM
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ROFLMAO I have never heard it explained that way. U R 2 funny. Quote:
Originally Posted by sentravapor yea... the health problems would suck... but think of all the wood we'd save on legs to chairs and tables and such! | | 
09-24-2008, 02:38 AM
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Men just think they tell people what to do and women pretend to ignore everything. It's really kind of getting old and pointless right about now.
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