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11-02-2009, 11:37 PM
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 dude...i smoked a hair i'm sitting here at my desk, as always, watching a Lee Evans comedy special and toking away. my routine is to break out a few buds, break them up on my desk on a section i have designated for that purpose. i keep a supply of alcohol wipes just to clean that area. this always works, and makes me feel beeter as i know the only thing entering my body is the smoke and THC. which is good. so, as i was saying, i have a pile of bud on the table, maybe a gram and half. i clean the bowl, run my pick through the center to clear any resin debris, then i take the bowl and press it into the pile to pack the bowl. i do this religiously, nothing new there. so i sit back and take a nice deep toke. nothing unusual. i exhale, and taste oatmeal. i'm sitting here at my desk, sipping sweet tea, watching this funny little British comedian run around the stage like crazy, trying to figure out why i taste oatmeal. it's strange, but no harm done, so no worries. so i took another toke. nothing unusal. more oatmeal, and now a strange smell that i can only describe as acrid. what the hell? i look at the bowl and there is just the smallest piece of what looks like one of my arm hairs. ewww. yuck. so i fish it out of the bowl and debate as to whether or not i should finish it. it's really dry around here, so i finished. and i am high as hell. which is always a good thing. so, smoking a hair. is that some sort of cannabilism on a molecular level? can you accrue any bad karma by doing that? am i crazy? paranoid? well, after realizing i wasn't typing and was staring at a water bottle on my desk, that i have to conclude that i am simply stoned off my ass. what were we talking about? 
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11-02-2009, 11:41 PM
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 LOL! Fuggin' Stoner!!!  |
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11-02-2009, 11:42 PM
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I bet you've smoked enough that a bowl full of hair would still get you high.
__________________ My first grow! Check it out! (Perpetual Round Two! Starting at post #61) Cannabis is a transformation, f(x), such that  ->  and -> . Do the math and smoke!
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11-03-2009, 06:40 AM
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11-03-2009, 07:59 AM
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| lol Leave it to you Sprocket,,,lol
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11-03-2009, 09:17 AM
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Thats awesome, been there and its nasty, but awesome that you didn't let it keep you from finishing the bowl.
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11-03-2009, 09:21 AM
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11-03-2009, 09:33 AM
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Sprocket, that's hilarious. I sometimes think I taste watermelon faintly... never tasted the oatmeal! SmoketoLive, don'tcha wish a bowlful of hair would get a person high? Hahaha! It'd taste nasty, but would be so plentiful! I'm sure there are lots of short and curly jokes there, too!
__________________ Old King Cole was a merry old soul And a merry old soul was he! He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl, And that's how he stayed so merry! |
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11-03-2009, 10:21 AM
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Other day, a ladybug decided to die in my bowl overnight. They are insane here in NY, actually not a ladybug but a Japanese beetle imported to eat aphids of Eleanor Roosevelts roses, real PITA and they get everywhere. The bowl still had a hit or two in it so I fired it up... I will trade you for an arm hair ANY DAY!!! Peace! Pete |
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11-03-2009, 03:16 PM
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a while back a few mates and I were smoking in his backyard after a nice dip in his pool, when we saw what we thought was a bowl on the ground! Huh..mustve dropped it. So he leaned over and picked it up with his thumb and index finger to load a new bowl..and chucked it! Found out It was a dead Bee! hehe  |
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11-03-2009, 03:38 PM
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LMAO  |
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11-03-2009, 03:55 PM
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Once I hid a bag of weed in the back of my truck under some loose hay and forgot about it. A few weeks later i remember and being as I was out of smoke rushed out there and loaded a nug right in the bowl. Tasted wierd as hell but we were stoned. All good right? Well an hour or so later we decide to roll a joint and upon breaking the buds up found they were loaded with little white maggoty things. We had smoked live maggots or little slugs or something. Horrible!
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11-03-2009, 03:57 PM
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a long time ago I had a buddy that thought it would be funny to put finger nail clippings in a bowl then pack bud on top of it... not so funny for me, I'll take that little arm hair any day.
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11-03-2009, 04:06 PM
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EEEEWWWW! Sounds gross!  |
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11-03-2009, 04:33 PM
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Ya know, when you run out of anything good to smoke, just reading these posts is a good smile-inducer! Oh, I hate those darn "lady" bugs! They are so stinky if you squash one... I can just imagine how nasty that tastes! Finger nails!? NOOOOOOOOOOO! Maggots and a bee? Good lord! At least it wasn't dog doo! But, after reading these, I'll bet someone's done that, too!
__________________ Old King Cole was a merry old soul And a merry old soul was he! He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl, And that's how he stayed so merry! |
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11-03-2009, 05:56 PM
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It's LABRADOR, man!!!   
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