Drug testing

knottyd

Ok I have a question. Some may know that I'm in the process of cleaning my system to jump back into the civilian job market. Well I've been sober (insert sympothy here) as of the new year. My wife is telling me to smoke as my back is starting to bother me again (got jacked up in Iraq). Has anyone had any positive experiences with any kind of system flushes. I have a high metabolism and SHOULD be clean in a week or so. I haven't even attempted to look for work as I don't want them to ask me to take a test and not be ready. All this assuming I find something right away. Well I dont want to wait if I dont have to, theres no guarantee that i'll find something I want to do around the time my system is clean. It could be months before I find something I like that likes me back. The local testing sites are cracking down on there testing procedures, ie..hand washing..pating you down to make sure theres nothing in your hands and some even stand behind you so its not as easy as it was in the past.

Any tried and true methods or suggestions (other than to stop smoking..I already did that).

Thanks guys/gals

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DieAbetic

GNC or your local headshop will carry the detox kits/clean out kits. you can also drink alot of vinegar if in a crunch (although not that pleasant), also lots of cranberry juice and water. With a detox kit, cranberry juice, and lots of water you should be fine. i cleared a piss test and smoked 5 days before.

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knottyd

I live in a military town (army post) ..to get a good head shop i'd have to drive 30-40 mins and i'm not doing that. I know all about head shops and GNC..If a drink is suggested I'm looking for a name that has worked for you. I have taken drinks in the past and failed. I search online and each site has different stuff and there not gonna tell you oh this isnt gonna work. I'm looking for something that someone I can trust ( all of you) has used, instead of a website advertisement or a salesman who never used the shit and knows nothing about it. I know if someone used something and it worked there gonna use it again and thats what I'm looking for. Not a short answer like GNC or Head shop (no offense to your help, just looking for more specific). Just like if you were looking for nutes..we give brand names of what works for us.

Thanks

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Pappy

I had a test for the job from which I recently retired. I had been smoking daily for the better part of 40 years. I thought I would fail the test, because I had only gone 6 or 7 days without smoking. I drank lots and lots of plain water the night before the test and it must have worked. I got the job.

However, a guy that worked there a few years ago had to re-take the test several times, because they said his urine was too clean. They thought he was hiding something. But, he is an athelete and drinks the recommended 8 glasses of water per day, just like we've been told to, all these years. Seems very wrong to make someone retake the test. It was CLEAN, for cryin' out loud!

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green_nobody

i would rather credit this to the antic test they might used on your piss then on the stuff form the store since that shit is proven to not been worth a buck - it is a fact, so no fuse please.

if you want to come clean thru a test and you aren't a heavy smoker - so you do not smoke daily a few big bowls - you should hydrated a bit more for a good week ahead of the test and you will be fine.
THC is a bit problematic - if they make a piss test you can pass it easily with still a little THC in your piss - if you face a blood screening for drugs you rather in the shit. THC is stored in your bodies fat metabolism - the more you smoke the more will be stored there.

the only way you get out of there is time and water - and maybe burning some of your bodies fat.

If you happen to be an active solder with hardly any fat tissue to your body as you run 10 miles ever morning at 500 even a blood test will be less scary since you can't store as much as someone that nourishes on doughnuts, pop and beer as uses every drive-in there is.

i past those with only 14 days warning - the good thing about the military is that they plan everything ahead and there is always someone that knows it - but today as i can't see my abs anymore i wouldn't want to go thru one anymore
Anyway - why should any employer care for what you do in your pastime anyway?! you aren't paid for 24/7 so employers **** off

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knottyd

I've been doing ALOT of reasearch and I just wanted to let you guys know a little about what I found out. Drinking lots of water is a myth. The only water that helps is the day of the test. Drinking water doesn't clean you out in any way it just dilutes whats in your system.

This is something I found on a website and seems to be the consesus from multiple sites.

"The only ways to extract THC from fat cells is to exercise and take a detoxifying product with fat burning effect. You may be able to temporarily clean THC metabolites from your bloodstream, or dilute your fluids to yield a larger urine/THC ratio, but your bloodstream will continue collecting THC metabolites from fat. Your urine will continue collecting THC metabolites from your bloodstream.

Water: Drink at least recommended amount of fluid (preferably water) just prior to the test. Many people start drinking water several days before the test; which is useless. Water does not clean any THC metabolites out of your system because THC is not water soluble. Water only dilutes urine temporarily. Do not over do it; you can get water intoxication. Overdose of water can cause even death! Hyper saturating your body with fluids will dilute metabolites possibly below the detecteble level depending on your metabolism."

I think I pretty much have the info I need I'll figure something out. I'm gonna search for a detox cleaner review. I dont know if there have been new studies or what but on a few websites it says THC can stay in your system for up to 2 weeks. Well I always went by the old school 30 days. I guess I have more reading to do.

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green_nobody

sure, too much water can kill you - just remember the one lady in Nevada last year that died in a "hold our pie for a Wii" contest.

but what would you take to raise your fat metabolism in which the THC is traped? i guess the good old ecstasy is here a no-no too;)
so what do you suregest here besides that stuff from the headshop?

i for my part stick with running an hour a day for a week or two will help a lot - and gets you drinking water and minerals again

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knottyd

I dont think my metabolism can get any higher. I'm just gonna work out and find a supplament

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kronic

My buddy had to do a test to get a job with a local waste pickup place. he smoked 6 days before the test and all he did was drink lots of orange and cranberry juice s. He also drank alot of water a few hours before the test and passed.

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