THE WIZARD OF BUZZ a bedtime story

jonnyappleweed

I turned on the computer and my web browser directs me to GREENPASSION.ORG just as I get into the website a severe storm overtakes my home and a tornado swoops down and lifts my house and me high up into the sky so high the clouds appear as cotton.Then I started falling and I fell and fell and fell,crashing down into this Incredible land of little leafy people.

I stumbled out to find them dancing and singing all around me. I asked them who they were and what they were celebrating and the Mayor and his Wife(MRX&MSRX)said that I was in the land of BUDDVILLE and they were BUDDAPUTIONS,and they were celebrating the destruction of thier evil oppressor the WITCH of the WEST(ATF).It appears that my house crashed on top of ATF agents union meeting hall,and there were no survivors.

It turns out that the people of BUDDVILLE were being deprived of thier preciuos sunlight by the witch of the west,and off in distance we heard a roaring sound coming from the east.As the sound got louder you could see this huge dust cloud moving in across the horizon.And it got louder and louder and louder until it was just about unbearible,and then it stopped in front of to reveal itself to be the WITCH of EAST(DEA)This huge unsightly beast of a creature,was trying to blame me for the destruction of it's sister force the WITCH of the WEST(ATF)This WITCH was threating to cut off the water supply to BUDDVILLE if someone didn't tell where I was.

And just then in the trees above us was a bright sprit floating towards us,and she introduced herself as Glenda Goodwitch(Jangel).She was here to inform the WITCH of the EAST that "This is not America,and we are in a different state of mind here." and for me to get back home I'll need to follow the golden path to the EMERALD CITY for enlightenment from the Wizard(Videoman)So I set off in search of the GOLDEN PATH."I'm off the be enlightened by the wonderfull WIZARD of BUZZ.Right is I found the Golden Path I met this gentleman and he introduced hmself as HOWARD LYONS(Fredfarted). He told me of his infliction of IBS and how he was seeking relief.I told him I was searching for enlightenment from the WIZARD of BUZZ,and was on my way to the EMERALD CITY to find him. And HOWARD told me he knew the wizard and would accompany me there he needed some enlightenment also.So off we went down the Golden Path to EMERALD CITY."We're off to be enlightened by the wonderfull WIZARD of BUZZ." That WITCH of the EAST just wouldn't give up. She sent out her flying monkeys(local copter pilots Deputy Dorights)They started buzzing over us and swooping down at us driving us into this huge field of magical mushrooms.These mushrooms emmitted an intoxicating gas(at first I thought it was Howard)and before we could get away we colasped onto the ground and couldn't move.

We were trapped there for what seemed like days before we were saved by this tall silvery looking man.He picked us up and carried us away from those mushrooms.He said his name was TIM MANN(Iso2bwell)and he used to own that land till the Witches drove him off,He watched as the witches sent their henchmen(DOD) in to plant that field of mushrooms just to entrap anyone that was seeking enlightenment.Tim informed us he was suffering from an enlarged heart caused from stress and continued exposier to the mushroom gases.I asked Tim if he knew of the WIZARD of BUZZ, and he replied that he indeed knew of the Wizard.Howard and I suggested that maybe he should come with us,and enlightenment might help his condition.Tim agreed so off we went."We're off to be enlightened,by the wonderfull WIZARD of BUZZ." The next morning we came opon an old lean wirey man calling himself GARY CROWE(Pappy)He started telling us how he had a run in with those WITCHES back in the 60's and how glad he was he'd gotten away from their henchmen before they could ID him.We told him we were seeking enlightenment from the great Wizard in the EMERALD CITY,and how we were hoping this would cure all of our ailments.Gary stated he knew about this enlightenment and had been using it for decades,and asked if he could join us to meet the Wizard he needed some fresh stuff anyhow.So off we went
"We're off to be enlightened,by the wonderful WIZARD of BUZZ."



NOW THATS ENOUGH FOR TONITE,GO TO BED AND WE'LL FINISH THIS STORY ANOTHER NIGHT. OK
NOW DON'T WHINE WE'LL FINISH IT LATER!!!, NOW GO TO BED....

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videoman

This is just too cool, thanks for contributing this.
Peace

jangel

AWESOME!!!

Eagerly awaiting the next installment,

Signed Glenda. LOL!

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jonnyappleweed

Do to my ADD/ADHD my mind runs at full blast most of the time,so in order for me to get anything done I make up these stories to keep me focused on the job at hand.
I'm still working on the conclusion of this story.But I already have an idea for the next one how about 20,000 BUDS UNDER THE SEA a DWC adventure.

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Fredfarted

I wish I had that kinda time! Very nice story. So glad I wasnt the head munchkin! LOL!

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jonnyappleweed

I'm working on another one would you like to be CAPT. GREENO in 20,000 buds under the sea a DWC adventure.I could give you a great propulsion system.

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Pappy

Great story, jonny,

I'll be waiting for the next installment.

Pappy

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