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Old 09-16-2008, 07:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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whats the best thing to take to pass a random drug test????
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Old 09-16-2008, 09:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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no drugs for 48 hrs. drink a bottle of ready clean and 1 gallon of water 1.5hrs before test. never give first pee of the day. also pee a little bit before putting it in the bottle, mid stream.
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pickle juice,vinegar,4 about 3 or 4 days strait lots of either one or use cerdos its a fruit pectin found at supermarkets use it about 1 or 2 hours before test or do both when you use cerdos make sure you drink plenty of water follow directions on cerdos pack to properly mix.
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www.gonumber1.com

Works great, used it several times myself. There's no nasty taste either lol
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Works great, used it several times myself. There's no nasty taste either lol
Sure hope they get the whiz right! I would hate to be the guy they sent gals pee to, and then have them tell me I passed the drug screen...but..they say...I ...am.............pregnant!

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Old 09-17-2008, 02:31 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Okay, where does the THC stay in your body?
- Your body fat is the storage of both your own as well as plant THC.

How long does it stay there?
- That depends on your smoking habits but in general does THC stay in the human body between 7 to 35 days.

How can i remove it from my fat?
- You can only support the metabolism of your body to "remove" it, means keeping a low fat/carb diet, endurance sports (swimming is the best as long done in rather chilly and not body warm water). Stay away from soft drinks, it is water time!

What to do before the test?
- Never give them your first urine as sample as this is more concentrated then normal urine. Drink some coffee and make a trip to the restroom, then drink some more and back to the restroom, and then drink some more water and take the test.

Hope that helps you a bit with passing the damn test.
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Old 09-17-2008, 04:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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the probation officer watches me piss.........so the "pre" urine pack wont work for me

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the probation officer watches me piss.........so the "pre" urine pack wont work for me

They also have this The Original Whizzinator - HOME - Pass Your Drug Test!
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i don't have to tell you that this thing looks like a strep-on dildo or? and if they actually watch you taking the test this rubber dig won't fool em if you not happen to be a darn good actor. so i would call it fool proof at least
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Just been over to CC as i had seen a big thread there on negative results with these products that should alter your piss test Post your Experience here about Urine Testing Kits - Cannabis Culture Forums
i read thru the first 3 pages and the cleaning products all failed if the one that been tested didn#t took a longer break - so they could have saved the money just as well.

The Whizzinator, or strep-on () might still work but is for sure well known by know as the people testing you are not stupid and can google as well. So, it could work if they have a not to bright day but on every other day they will catch you red handed with a fake dick in your hand.

By the way, is there also a model for the ladies? if not how discriminating

The best line in that CC thread was to me is this one here:
"I encourage everyone to boycott drug tests!!! Be a brave civilian and say no to drug test... although you may not or never use drugs!

PROTECT YOUR CIVIL LIBERTIES AND CIVIL PRIVACIES!

SAY NO TO THE DRUG TEST INDUSTRY!!

and say,

"I AM NOT YOUR LAB RAT!!""

And that is actually the biggest point here - with what right do they violate my sovereignty over my own body and my pursued of happiens? I'm not harming anyone, not even myself, yet should this be punishable or anyone else's business? We should start to judge the quality of someones work again and not the quality of their urine - beside, does THC effect the quality of urine in any negative form at all? I don't guess so.
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