 How to Start a Fight ~ Just a Short Joke~ LOL!
HOW TO START A FIGHT.
There I was driving my car to the Market.
Getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind ... Wasn't even on the horizon.
I was in a great mood ... And then ... I rear-ended a car. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car (and you know how you just get sooo stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?)
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... The driver was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'
And that's when the fight started........ |