Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.

One said, 'I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.
I don't think I have ever heard of that one, said the other cowboy. What is it?

Well, it's a little complicated. First, you have to get your wife down on all fours and mount her from behind, then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands.

Then, you whisper in her ear, Boy, these feel just like your sister's.

Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.

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... murf